Conversation confusion
May 21st, 2009 by xieThis is a conversation I had with Seth this morning:
My cellphone rings:
Me: Hello?
Seth (serious voice): Hi sweetie… I just wanted to let you know that my car was jacked this morning and someone has been using my credit card info.
Me (shocked): whoa what?
Seth: yeah, they called me to report the activity… totally stuff that I hadn’t bought… weird Google ad stuff… anyway, I’ll be without a card for a few days.
Me (distractedly): well, you have your credit card so you can just use that… but I mean… wait, this is crazy… so were you IN the car when it was jacked?
Seth (laughing): no, no, no… my WaMu card number was jacked, not my CAR.
Me: Oh shit. It’s my stupid f***ing cell phone breaking up every f***ing 3 seconds. Well I’m glad you weren’t carjacked.
Seth: Me too… sorry that you heard me wrong. I hope you weren’t super freaked out.












