Being cool
If you were raised by Fundamentalist/Evangelical [read: Fundagelical] Christian parents or have hyper-Fundagelical Christian grandparents, you’ll appreciate this devotional cover that my brother found- and if not, you’ll appreciate it anyway (and maybe commiserate with me?):
My parents and grandparents were always trying to force me to read things like this.
(Also note: “Author of IF GOD LOVES ME, WHY CANT I GET MY LOCKER OPEN?“)
Chase
I was pretty much the nerdiest kid in the world in junior high, and even I wouldn’t have fallen for this obvious trap. Geez.
boli
Seriously. When I would get crap like this for Christmas from certain loved ones it went straight into a special box so I could always claim I still had it in case of emergency but totally ignore it as long as possible.
Craig
I on the other hand read it cover to cover twice.
When did Zack Morris become a born-again? For realz, why is the aryan the one holding court here?