Conversation confusion
This is a conversation I had with Seth this morning:
My cellphone rings:
Me: Hello?
Seth (serious voice): Hi sweetie… I just wanted to let you know that my car was jacked this morning and someone has been using my credit card info.
Me (shocked): whoa what?
Seth: yeah, they called me to report the activity… totally stuff that I hadn’t bought… weird Google ad stuff… anyway, I’ll be without a card for a few days.
Me (distractedly): well, you have your credit card so you can just use that… but I mean… wait, this is crazy… so were you IN the car when it was jacked?
Seth (laughing): no, no, no… my WaMu card number was jacked, not my CAR.
Me: Oh shit. It’s my stupid f***ing cell phone breaking up every f***ing 3 seconds. Well I’m glad you weren’t carjacked.
Seth: Me too… sorry that you heard me wrong. I hope you weren’t super freaked out.
Me (internally): (Yes I sure was super freaked out… carjacking? I was just thinking how could this happen, I haven’t heard about carjacking’s in LA for ages. Then I’m thinking you might have to go to counseling to deal with the trauma and you’ll never want to drive or be in a car again.)
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So what’s a little credit card fraud? You could have been carjacked instead.
C. Wess daniels
I don’t know, one look at Seth and nobody would even dream of carjacking that fool.
kim
no posts since may? really? come on, this was fun!